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Just Fucking Use
Nano Banana.

Yes, really.

Google DeepMind's state-of-the-art image AI.
Named at 2:30 AM. Trained with $3.75 trillion.

What the fuck is Nano Banana?

Nano Banana is Google DeepMind's image generation and editing model. It's built on Gemini 3 Pro. It powers image creation in the Gemini app, Google Workspace, Ads, and more.

It has the best text rendering in the industry. It can maintain consistency across 14 images with up to 5 people. It supports 4K resolution. It has a free tier.

And yes, it's unironically called Nano Banana. Google's PR team is still in therapy.

The model was submitted anonymously to LMArena for testing, requiring a temporary, non-identifiable name. A Product Manager named Nina came up with "Nano Banana" at 2:30 a.m., thinking it would never be linked to Google. The model performed exceptionally well, ranked high on the leaderboard, and users started loving the quirky name. So Google just... kept it.

— Official explanation from Google (if you don't believe me, just fucking google it)
Feature 🍌 Nano Banana Midjourney DALL-E 3
Text Rendering Best in class Eh, sometimes Decent
Free Tier Yes Nope Limited
Max Resolution 4K 2K 1024×1024
Character Consistency 14 images, 5 people --cref (limited) No
Multi-image Blending Up to 14 2 (blend) No
Multilingual Text Native Limited Limited
Real-time Info (Search) Google Search No No
Built by Google DeepMind 11-person startup OpenAI
Parent Company Value $3.75 Trillion Privately held ~$150B valuation
Stupid Name Absolutely No No

🍌 Text That Works

Accurate, legible text directly in images. Multiple languages. Different fonts. Text that actually says what you typed. Revolutionary, we know.

🐒 Character Consistency

Same character across multiple images. Same face, same outfit, different scenes. Up to 5 people, 14 images. Your OC can finally have a coherent face.

🍹 Multi-Image Blending

Combine up to 14 source images into one coherent output. Products into scenes. People into environments. Your Photoshop subscription is crying.

🌴 World Knowledge

Connected to Google Search. Accurate infographics. Real-time data visualization. Maps that make sense. It's Google. They know where you live anyway.

🎬 Studio Controls

Adjust lighting, focus, camera angles. Day to night. Bokeh effects. Color grading. Professional-grade editing. Pretend you own a RED camera.

🔥 4K Resolution

Up to 4K output. Multiple aspect ratios. Print-ready quality. Not just social media thumbnails. DALL-E is still stuck at 1024×1024. Cute.

🌎 Multilingual

Generate and translate text in multiple languages. Localize content instantly. One prompt, global reach. 日本語? 한국어? العربية? Yes.

🆓 Free Tier

Actually free. In the Gemini app. Right now. No waitlist. No Discord. No $30/month. Your wallet just unclenched.

🔐 SynthID Watermark

Every image is watermarked with invisible SynthID. Verify if any image was made by Google AI. Responsible by default. The only responsible thing about naming it "Nano Banana."

// "But the name is stupid"
So is "Google." They're worth $3.75 trillion. The chess guys. The protein folding guys. The "we solved Go" guys. They named it Nano Banana. Move on.
// "But I already pay for Midjourney"
Cool. $30/month for vibes. Nano Banana has a free tier. And better text rendering. And character consistency. And 4K. But sure, keep paying.
// "But DALL-E is from OpenAI"
And Nano Banana is from DeepMind. AlphaFold. AlphaGo. Gemini. They've been doing AI longer than OpenAI has existed.
// "But AI can't do text in images"
That was true in 2023. Nano Banana Pro has the best text rendering in the industry. Multiple languages. Legible. Accurate. In the image. Try "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck" and watch it work.
// "But I need consistency for my project"
14 images. 5 people. One prompt. Consistent characters across all of them. Midjourney's --cref is cute. This is production-ready.
// "But there's a waitlist, right?"
No. Open the Gemini app. Select "Create images." You're done. No Discord server. No invite codes. No artificial scarcity. Just... use it.

🍌 Stop overthinking it.

You just read an entire website about an AI called "Nano Banana." Yes, it sounds like a smoothie for toddlers. It's also #1 on LMArena. Just fucking try it.

No credit card. No waitlist. No Discord. No bullshit.

🍌 You found the secret banana! The naming team was vibing at 2:30 AM. But the model slaps.